Manning gets his own commercial

No, not that Manning... The other one.

Prior to the last NFL season, the Giants were expected to enjoy a tall glass of FAIL juice all season long. With shiny-toothed asshat Tiki Barber retiring and immediately slamming former teammates and coaches, the Giants stumbled to an 0-2 start. After that though, The Giants didn't lose away from home the rest of the season, including 3 road playoff games and the Super Bowl.

Now Tiki is at home bleaching his teeth and trying to take partial credit for the Giants' win, while Eli Manning and his teammates are wearing their Super Bowl rings and starring in Gatorade commercials. Maybe T.O. and Tiki can get some popcorn and watch it together. If it's on in Mexico, maybe Tony "Mr. Clutch" Romo and Jessica "Plastic" Simpson can see it as well.

Terrell Owens, Disingenuous Clown

It's always great to see the Cowboys lose anything, but their mounting playoff losing streak is becoming more and more enjoyable each year. Couple that with TO "crying" after the game, and you've got yourself a winner.

And, while we're on the topic, is he really telling reporters not to point the finger at the QB? Since when did TO become the defender of the QB? His track record of throwing good guys like Donovan McNabb and Jeff Garcia under the bus make yesterday's pleading pure comedy. That's the equivalent of Bobby Petrino or Nick Saban lecturing a coach for abandoning a team in the middle of the night or Lynne Spears complaining that someone's kid is acting up.

Hey, TO, get your popcorn ready...