Monday, November 12, 2007

Random Stuff

-Seeing Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson dancing – together – in the booth of Saturday’s Auburn/Georgia game was… well… strange. I really can’t phrase it any better than that. Between their impromptu boogie and Danielson’s jacket being stolen – then rescued – at the September 22nd game between South Carolina and LSU, it’s been a strange year in the broadcast booth for those two.

At least we can be happy Verne didn’t try to emulate Joakim Noah and his dance after the Gators defeated Ohio State in the National Title Game earlier this year.

-Wyoming head coach Joe Glenn has quietly built up a fairly decent football program out there in the land of square states, but he took a big step in demolishing his respectability this weekend. After guaranteeing a victory over Utah, Glenn took umbrage with Utah head coach Kyle Whittingham attempting an onside kick with a 43-0 lead in the 3rd quarter. To express his discontent, Glenn pointed at an as-of-yet undetermined object in the sky.

-Just when Hawai'i QB Colt Brennan thought his day was going well - 396 more yards and tying Ty Detmer's career record with 121 TD passes - he forgot to slide...

-And hey, let’s face it, the economy sucks, gas prices are high, and the Christmas shopping season is rapidly approaching. Money’s tight these days. But seriously, before committing armed robbery, may I offer some advice?

* Don’t wear anything with your school colors on them. It's just not the type of publicity they want

* Secondly - and I thought this one would go without saying, but apparently not - Leave. Your. Toddler. At. Home. While they'll most likely discover a life of crime in due time, trying to force it on them at an early age is probably too much for their young minds...

My guess is that these two clowns have ever stepped foot in Starkville or Knoxville respectively. They may have just picked up their new threads from the clearance rack at Wal-Mart. Hell, maybe they stole ‘em from Wally World… who knows?

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